eerily familiar #2

second installment in the face tranformer series. first we start with the original: me looking like a doof. taken sometime 2006 in a tiny dorm room. note the wayward bra strap and the pink bimpo.


i ran this photo through a face transformer website and it gets artsy all of a sudden. lookee:


so this is how i would look if i had been painted by boticelli. i dunno if it's a big improvement though. but the goof factor is definitely minimized. i would love to get a tan this lovely. and already i'm wondering if i can find this particular shade of lip gloss.


this last one would be me as painted by modigliani, which i like very much. not only do i look tragic and depressed, i also seem to have shed 40 pounds. if only losing weight were that easy.