wanda the witch

finally found the spiel for this. yay.


The story of Wanda the witch is brought to you by the letter W.

Wanda the witch lived somewhere west of Washington.
Around her waist, instead of a belt, she wore a worm.
Wanda had a pet weasel.

Weasel: I am a weasel.

And on her head, a wiry wig.
On Wednesday, in the middle of winter,
Wanda walked to the well
to get water to wash her wig.

But the wheel on the well was worn,
and Wanda grew weary.

So she waved her wand,
and her washtub filled with warm water.
But just as Wanda was about to drop her wig
into the warm water, a wild wind
whipped the wig from her hand
and blew it away forever.

Which taught Wanda this lesson:
witches who wash their wigs
on windy winter Wednesdays
are wacky.

This witch story was brought to you courtesy of the letter W.