doggie porn

i recently took pictures of my dog with my sister's new-ish digital camera and i must say, i just might have a career in producing images that appeal to the baser instincts of the canine population. lots of weird angles and sexy close-ups of long-lashed doggie eyes, pink lolling tongues and yellowish doggie teeth.

and because she's in heat right now, i decided to make her wear panties--white cotton knickers with yellow and pink trim and a picture of some cute animal (a bear?) over the place where she sports a nice little surgical scar from last year's botched whelping. i got the knickers from the infant section of sm department store. they were the smallest available and i had to cut out a hole for her tail to pass through.

the panties were NOT my idea. the vet said that if i can't keep wiley from sexually assaulting his mother every few months and i don't want her spayed, i'd better get her something like a chastity belt. i am NOT making this up. and please stop laughing.

will post said porno pictures of kitty here soon. for now, we'll have to make do with a photo of a dog beside a pair of strappy sandals. awww...